Jokes,+Riddles,+Brainteasers,+etc.+Galore

= **Jokes, Riddles, Brainteasers, etc. Galore ** =

=What did one math text book say to the other? = "Go away, I have my own problems!" //-// //AG2B// =How many number 9's are there between 1 and 100? = 9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69,  79, 89 , 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 = **20** //-// //AG2B// =What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? = =an "algebra"! - MD 2B = =What did the parrot say when it entered math class? = ="poly-gon", like polly-gone :) - MD 2B = = ﻿ ﻿ ﻿ How is the moon like a dollar? = It has four quarters. <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">//-// //AG2B// <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: 27px;">Pumpkin Pi. <span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">//-// //AG2B//
 * <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 140%;">What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? **

what do inches follow?
//( the ruler)//. **<span style="color: #800080; font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 22px;"> LA 2B ** <span style="color: #a000ff; font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 22px;">(//nice belt)// **<span style="color: #a000ff; font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 22px;">. <span style="color: #800080; font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 22px;"> LA 2B **
 * <span style="color: #a000ff; font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 22px;">what does the zero say to the eight ?﻿ **
 * <span style="color: #800080; font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 22px;">why did the two fours not eat dinner? Because they already eight! -CA4A **

- it had nothing in common! - md 2B
= who invented fractions? = = - Henry the Eighth - md 2B =

-8 letters :) -md 2b

 * what can go all over the world when stuck in one corner? **
 * - a postage stamp! -md 2b **
 * H ** ow many letters are in the alphabet? 11 letters get it? "The Alphabet"?! -CA4A

what do you call it when two people make good use of their time? -coefficient! md2b

what starts with 'e', ends with 'e' and has only one letter in it? -an envelope! md2b

what does a leprachaun call a happy man wearing green? -a jolly green giant :) md2b

what do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? - a shamrock md2b

There are 1o fish in a bowl. if 3 die, and 2 are added, how many fish remain in the bowl? -12.... the dead ones weren't removed :( md2b

a man is in a tree using a pot. what do you call the pot? -hypotenuse! md2b

what is @ the beginning of every race, in the middle of Paris, and @ the end of the Eiffel Tower? -"R" md2b

what is between you and me? -And. md2b

twelve is six, six is three, three is five, and five is four. -(count the letters in the word) md2b